Week 4: Some jokes to share..

These jokes are from my AAA tutor, Mr Tan. lol, enjoy...

A chinese man went into a bar and drink
then he saw the famous director steven spillberg
he asked for a carlsberg from spillberg
but got a punch from him
the chinaman got up and ask why ?
spillberg said, "my grandmother died during pearl habour"
china man said "but i'm not japanese"
Spillberg says, "vietnamese, chinese, japanese they are all the same"
the chinese gave a punch to him after that
Spillberg asked why
the chinese said " my grandmother died on Titanic"
Spillberg asked "what's that got to do with me?"
he said "Spillberg, Carlsberg, Icebergs they are all the same. "

A playboy had a father dying, his father is very rich. The father's dying wish was to get him settle down, so he said "sonnie, if u get settle down, you will inherit all my wealth." So he went to the pub and saw this very pretty girl, and on the spot he decided that she's gonna be his wife. He told her the plan that he will split the wealth equally after his father's death. Then, the girl asked him to bring her back home to see his dying father. The next morning, the playboy got a stepmother.

A dying rich man wants his wealth bury with him, so he got his wife to do it, "dear, when i die, put all my wealth with me in my coffin." His wife promised him. At the wake, friends and relatives asked her if she had done what she've promised. "
"yup, i transfer all his money to my account and i issued him a cheque, the cheque is in the coffin now."