at innospark right now.
but Max is talking to another group now. Double Dual.
n I'm here for like abt 2hrs le. cuz I came early, to study.
aiyo.. raining le. Boo! that's all for now. going to blog again later when he comes over ba.
ok.. max is over here le.
updated him on our current situation n asked him some things.
then we started watching funny n cute videos. so nice!
some of the links below.
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http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/
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This is so funny. Make sure you read it out loud so you'll get the full understanding. Have a good day. Chinglish ... not English You might like this. This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers.
Wong Chan was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple sawme, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to comeback 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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Little Johny at his best
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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L-Johny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
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Here's a challenge. Listen to the END of the song.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
